Brianna and Evan embracing at sunset on an overlook above the water

Registry

Help us build a honeymoon

We have a home and most of what goes in it, so we skipped the toaster registry. What we're saving for instead is two weeks in Portugal: Lisbon, Porto, the Douro Valley, and Madeira.

Every card below is one real piece of that trip. Any amount helps, nothing is expected, and we'll send you a photo from whichever one you pick.

A tasting-menu course scattered with edible flowers

Michelin dinner

One long, ridiculous, many-course dinner we would never book for ourselves, the kind of meal we will still be describing to you a year later.

$

Terraced vineyards stepping down the hillsides of the Douro valley

Douro Valley river cruise & winery tour

A day on the river through the terraced vineyards of the Douro, with stops at the quintas along the way.

$

An aircraft wing above a bank of cloud

Airfare to Portugal

The least romantic and most necessary part of the honeymoon: the seats that actually get us across the Atlantic.

$

Two cocktails and a very long receipt at an airport bar

Airport drinks

Starting our honeymoon off right, you know what we're saying 😉

$

A glass of poncha, Madeira's sugarcane rum, honey, and lemon drink

A round of poncha in Madeira

Madeira's local specialty: sugarcane rum, honey, and lemon, stirred with a caramelized wooden muddler. Buy us a round.

$

Two passengers riding a wicker toboggan down a street in Monte, Madeira

The Madeira toboggan ride

Two men in straw hats push a wicker sled down a steep Funchal street with us in it. This is a real form of transportation and we are doing it.

$

A stone levada channel running through Madeira's laurel forest

Madeira hiking passes

Permits for the levada trails, the footpaths that follow Madeira's old irrigation channels along the cliffs and through the laurel forest.

$

A tray of pastéis de nata fresh from the oven in Porto

Food tour in Porto

An afternoon of eating our way through Porto: francesinha, pastéis de nata, tinned fish, and a great deal of port.

$

A tuk-tuk waiting on a narrow street in Alfama, Lisbon

Tuk-tuk tour in Lisbon

The fastest way up Lisbon's hills without walking them. Alfama, the miradouros, and all seven of the city's hills in one go.

$

A fadista singing between two guitarists in a candlelit fado house

Fado show in Lisbon

An evening of Portugal's national music in a small Alfama fado house, with guitar, voice, and a room that goes completely silent.

$

The white peaked roof of Denver International Airport

DIA parking

Wildly unglamorous, genuinely appreciated. Two weeks of airport parking at DIA costs about what a nice dinner does.

$

Brianna and Evan's hands linked at sunset

Baby fund 😉

No announcement here, no news to report. Just a quiet little fund, sitting patiently at the bottom of the registry. Someday.

$

Brianna & Evan

May 1, 2027 · The Red Earth Venue · Moab, Utah

See you under the desert stars

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